You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

113 mins | Comedy, Action | June 5, 2008

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

113 mins | Comedy, Action | June 5, 2008

You Don't Mess with the Zohan
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
IMDb rating 5.6
Producers Happy Madison Productions, Relativity Media
Original title You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Directors Joe Roddey, Aldric La'Auli Porter, John Nasraway, Ronit Ravich-Boss, Dennis Dugan
Writers Robert Smigel, Judd Apatow, Adam Sandler

Cast

Adam Sandler

as Zohan Dvir

Emmanuelle Chriqui

as Dalia Hakbarah

John Turturro

as Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah

Nick Swardson

as Michael Klayman

Lainie Kazan

as Gail Klayman

Rob Schneider

as Salim Yousfobdal

Kevin Nealon

as Kevin

Mariah Carey

as Mariah Carey

Yamit Sol

as Dorit

Adria Tennor

as Kids' Salon Owner

Daoud Heidami

as Nasi

Dave Matthews

as James T. O'Skanlon

Charlotte Rae

as Mrs. Greenhouse

Michael Buffer

as Grant Walbridge

Ido Mosseri

as Oori Shulimson

Sayed Badreya

as Hamdi

Robert Smigel

as Yosi

Ido Mor

as Hassan

Donna Feldman

as Michal

Norma Michaels

as Older Lady in Salon

Bunny Levine

as Older Lady in Salon

Bruce Vilanch

as Bruce Vilanch

John McEnroe

as John McEnroe

Dina Doron

as Zohan's Mother

Shelley Berman

as Zohan's Father

Chris Rock

as Taxi Driver

John Paul DeJoria

as Paul Mitchell

Alec Mapa

as Claude

Ahmed Ahmed

as Waleed

Ben Wise

as Yitzhak

John Farley

as Tom

Yossi Marshak

as Pinchas

Guri Weinberg

as Aharon

Mousa Kraish

as Bashir

Roni Levy

as Ephraim

Barry Livingston

as Gray Kleibolt

Rick Gifford

as Philip

Daniel Browning Smith

as Real Estate Agent

Tyler Spindel

as Doorman

Julia Lea Wolov

as Mariah's Assistant

Dana Goodman

as Mariah's Assistant

Todd Holland

as Fred

Kevin Grady

as Coleman

Bobby Tisdale

as Skizzy

Herzl Tobey

as Commander

Ori Pfeffer

as Second Commander

Alex Luria

as Koby

Guy Oseary

as Avi

Yinon Sapir

as Danny

Naama Nativ

as Sara

Dennis Dugan

as Homeless Guy

Gerry Del Sol

as Exploded Shop Owner

Shulie Cowen

as Debbie

Maysoon Zayid

as Nadira

Helen Siff

as Mrs. Skitzer

Cynthia Frost

as Mrs. Paulson

Anna Berger

as Older Lady in Salon

Susan Grace

as Older Lady in Salon

Marjorie Loomis

as Older Lady in Salon

Carol Schlanger

as Older Lady in Salon

Edith S. Wolfrey

as Older Lady in Salon

Phoebe Dorin

as Older Lady in Salon

Lina So

as Hip Salon Receptionist

Eloise DeJoria

as Blonde at Salon

Vanessa Long

as Catty Hairdresser

Donielle Artese

as African American Salon Owner

Blake Bertrand

as Little Boy

Sidney Ganis

as Doctor

Laurie Meghan Phelps

as Plus Size Girl at Disco

Constance Barron

as First Woman in Cab

Kristen Lowman

as First Woman in Cab

Penelope Windust

as Second Woman in Cab

Kathleen Noone

as Second Woman in Cab

Christopher Innvar

as Angry Tall Driver

Ray Garvey

as Truck Driver

Barbara Ann Davison

as Dog Owner

Eric Lamonsoff

as Hamdi's Passenger

Connor Wiles

as Boy Customer

Jennifer De Minco

as Arguing Female Customer

Nicole Bennett

as Walbridge's Girlfriend

Edmund Lyndeck

as Pharmacist

Kristina Haddad

as Hamdi's Wife (voice)

Larry Marko

as Phantom's Trainer

Anne Marie Howard

as Reporter

Veerta Motiani

as Beach Girl

Billy Concha

as Kayaker

Marco Khan

as Terrorist with Hand

Sam Sagheb

as Disco Merchant

Latif Marotti

as Disco Merchant

Christian Reeve

as Disco Merchant

Aesop Aquarian

as Rabbi

Michelle Arenal

as Girl on Zohan's Shoulders

Jordan Ashbrook

as Hot Girl in Club

Moran Atias

as Eti

Ashley Ausburn

as Girl at Mall

Barbara Jean Barrielle

as Cheerleader

Mike Basone

as Isreali Fan

Mike Batayeh

as Fry Cook

Robert Benny

as Autograph Seeker #1

Denise Bradley

as Hackey Sack Enthusiast

Guile Branco

as Isreali Soldier

Lamar Brown

as Businessman

Melanie Bulujian

as Isreali Dancer

Monica Cabral

as Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl

Kevin Cannon

as Times Square Crazy Man

Ella Christopher

as Phantom's Wife

Nick Clark

as Nick

Cheryl Cosenza

as Ribbon Cutting Girl

Rossie Cottrell

as Phantom's Wife

John Dardenne

as Isreali Hacky Sack Fan

Joseph DeLuca

as Hot Dog Vendor

Kendall Draughn

as Picnic Girl

John Duerler

as Electronic Store Customer

Marshall Factora

as Airline Terminal Passenger

Eric Feliciano

as Isreali Fan

Ian Fisher

as Disco Merchant

Anna Garcia Williams

as Phantom's Wife

Leslie Garza

as Disco Hip Girl

Jessica Mei Gershen

as Girl in Club

Nikki Giavasis

as Waitress

Ronald E. Giles

as Commuter

Sharlene Grover

as Isreali Soldier

Sepideh Haftgoli

as Isreali Soldier

Zahra Heydari

as Dalohan Receptionist

Seth Howard

as Party Guy

Kevin James

as Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge

Paul Jeans

as Hotel Manager

Dave Johnson

as Spectator

Todd Justin

as Nightclub Bouncer

Sam Kalidi

as Amir

Sona Karia

as Reporter

Rock Kohli

as Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech

Mark Kubr

as Criminal #3

Timothy Dean Lee

as Shocked Businessman

Paula Lemes

as Go Go Dancer

Bernadette Lords

as Businesswoman

Anthony Martins

as Arab #3

Roni Meron

as Hot Girl / Waitress

Nicole Montano

as Cheerleader

Rachael Murphy

as Girl in Club

Bibiana Navas

as Phantom's Wife

Christina Neferis

as Hacky Sack Fan

Adam Ohl

as Street Merchant

John Radcliff

as Redneck Posse Man #2

Klavdia Ramnareine

as The Hot Chick

Deborah Rombaut

as Snooty French Girl at the Club

Sandra Rosko

as Middle Eastern Girl

Rob Shapiro

as Score Keeper

Mikael Sharafyan

as Fan in the Crowd

Jhennah Sinclaire

as Dancer

Terrie Snell

as Woman in Beauty Shop

Chris Spinelli

as Angry Palestinian

Arne Starr

as Isreali Weapons Trainer

Riley Thomas Stewart

as Little Boy #2

Lee Stickler

as Isreali Soldier

Sarah Stringer

as Party Goer

Christa Texeira

as Ruth

Keana Texeira

as Rock-throwing Girl

Seth Texeira

as Zeb

Sophie Texeira

as Alena

Ryan Phillip Thomas

as Angry Palestinian

Gina Tleel

as Shopper

Uzimann

as Cafe Customer

Kevin van Doorslaer

as Isreali Soldier

Dave Vij

as Disco-Tech

Holly Weber

as Girlfriend

Molly Weiner

as Salon Patron

Joe Van Wie

as Hot Dog Patron

Henry Winkler

as Limousine Passenger

Saye Yabandeh

as Girlfriend

Julius Zagon

as Ukrossi

David Zahedian

as Phantom's Best Friend

Betty Murphy

as Mrs. Haines

George Takei

as George Takei

Dianne Perry Dowler

as Phantom's Wife

Maite Garcia

as Phantom's Wife (uncredited)

Sadie Sandler

as Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited)