as Himself - Host

as Concession Worker

as Cameraman (segment "Pauly Shore Segment")

as Sound Man (segment "Pauly Shore Segment")

as Boyfriend (segment "Pauly Shore Segment") (as Joseph Griffo)

as Bouncer (segment "In the Woods Segments") (as Roger Morrissey)

as Bob Zombie (segment "In the Woods Segments")

as Ted McKinsey (segment "In the Woods Segments")

as Hairy Guy (segment "In the Woods Segments")

as Stephen Hawking (segment "In the Woods Segments")

as Happy Mom (segment "In the Woods Segments")

as Zombie Chef (segment "In the Woods Segments")

as Woman Host (segment "In the Woods Segments") (as Jackie Harris)

as Anchorman ("Into The Woods" segment)

as Creepy Kid

as Young School Girl