No Sex Please: We're British

No Sex Please: We're British

85 mins | Comedy | July 25, 1973

A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

No Sex Please: We're British

85 mins | Comedy | July 25, 1973

No Sex Please: We're British
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
IMDb rating 5.4
Producers BHP
Original title No Sex Please: We're British
Directors Ariel Levy, Cliff Owen
Writers Alistair Foot, Anthony Marriott, Johnnie Mortimer, Brian Cooke

Cast

Ronnie Corbett

as Brian Runnicles

Beryl Reid

as Bertha Hunter

Arthur Lowe

as Mr Bromley

Ian Ogilvy

as David Hunter

Susan Penhaligon

as Penny Hunter

David Swift

as Inspector Paul

Michael Bates

as Mr. Needham

Cheryl Hall

as Daphne

Deryck Guyler

as Park Keeper

Valerie Leon

as Susan

Margaret Nolan

as Barbara

Gerald Sim

as Reverend Mower

Michael Robbins

as Car Driver

Frank Thornton

as Glass Shop Manager

Michael Ripper

as Traffic Warden

Sydney Bromley

as Rag & Bone Man

Robin Askwith

as Baker's Delivery Man

Lloyd Lamble

as American Man

Mavis Villiers

as American Lady

John Bindon

as Pete

Stephen Greif

as Niko

Brian Wilde

as Policeman

Eric Longworth

as Man with Lighter

Edward Sinclair

as Postman

Fred Griffiths

as Delivery Man

Lucy Griffiths

as Spinster Lady

John Scott Martin

as White Line Workman

Bart Allison

as Council Workman