The Onion Movie

The Onion Movie

80 mins | Comedy | May 31, 2008

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

The Onion Movie

80 mins | Comedy | May 31, 2008

The Onion Movie
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
IMDb rating 6.2
Producers The Onion
Original title The Onion Movie
Directors Mike Maguire, Tom Kuntz
Writers Todd Hanson, Robert D. Siegel

Cast

Len Cariou

as Norm Archer

Steven Seagal

as Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin

as Dana Dobbs

Ken Takemoto

as Sensei

Don McManus

as Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton

as Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed

as Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher

as White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim

as Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter

as Cooking Show Chef

Jed Rees

as Wizard Proteus

Rodney Dangerfield

as Rodney Dangerfield

Ahmed B. Badran

as Peruvian

Brian Powell

as Typical Neighbor Husband

Scott Klace

as Kip Kendall

Barbara Pilavin

as Alzheimers Old Lady

Sandy Kenyon

as Alzheimers Guy in Crowd

Orlando Seale

as Producer

Erik Stolhanske

as Producer

Sarah McElligott

as Melissa Cherry

Randy Oglesby

as Surgeon General

Kwame Boateng

as Dibo

Richard Fancy

as Kenneth Garber

Alex Solowitz

as The Masses

Savannah Haske

as Rapist Lisa

Rebecca Lowman

as Rape Victim Julie

Jim Gleason

as Steel Beam Architect

Michael Harney

as Line-Up Detective

Angel Cassidy

as Porn Star

Robert Hoffman

as Lollipop Love Dancer

Joel McHale

as Office Worker

Harry Shum Jr.

as Lollipop Love Dancer

Kevin Federline

as Lollipop Love Dancer

Bo Barrett

as Wigger Jim

Chrissy Metz

as Heavy Girl

Marshall Manesh

as Announcer

Greg Cipes

as Hippie Diplomant

Nick Chinlund

as Bryce Brand

Jim Rash

as Bryce's Manager

Paul Scheer

as Bates Computer Salesman Dirk

John Viener

as Peen Out Guy

Gedde Watanabe

as James Nakatami

Chris Villa

as Gay Guy