as Jay (voice)

as Silent Bob / Himself (voice)

as Lipstick Lesbian (voice)

as Cocknocker / Small Fry the Science Guy (voice)

as The Mad Scientist (voice)

as Dick-Head / Doc Brown (voice)

as Albert the Manservant (voice)

as NewsGroup (voice)

as Bluntgirl (voice)

as Quick-Stop hipster (voice)

as The General / Quick-Stop hipster guy (voice)

as Shower Bully 1 (voice)

as Shower Bully 2 / Travis the Comic-Hating Bully (voice)

as Shower Bully 3 / Giagra Ad Narrator (voice)

as The Mayor of Red Bank (voice)

as The Diddler (voice)

as Baby Dick-Head's doctor (voice)

as NewsGroup's mom / Internet cafe waitress (voice)

as Dante Hicks (voice)

as Himself (voice)

as Mayor of Asbury Park (voice)

as Bank Robber (voice)

as Photographer (voice)

as Tall Guy in Crowd / Bluntmobile GPS (voice)

as Ring-Wearing Alien (voice)

as Perplexed Bystander (voice)

as Travis-Lover / Giagra Ad Girl Voices (voice)

as Bank Robber Cop 1 (voice)

as Bank Robber Cop 2 (voice)