The Lumberjack of All Trades

The Lumberjack of All Trades

71 mins | Comedy, Horror | June 9, 2006

Mark the Lumberjack is a woodsman with a bad temper and an even worse drinking problem. The Prospector, a gold-hunting old man awakens a monster within the hills. Sheriff Hanson and Deputy Allen, prove themselves incapable of handling the monster. The fate of the town falls into the hands of Mark and his rag-tag group of rebels: Brick McPherson the strong arm with an insatiable appetite, Greasy Joe the mechanic and Brick's sidekick, and Winston the old war veteran who can find the humor in any situation. Can this team of troublemakers take down the savage beast that is ravaging the town?

The Lumberjack of All Trades

71 mins | Comedy, Horror | June 9, 2006

The Lumberjack of All Trades
Mark the Lumberjack is a woodsman with a bad temper and an even worse drinking problem. The Prospector, a gold-hunting old man awakens a monster within the hills. Sheriff Hanson and Deputy Allen, prove themselves incapable of handling the monster. The fate of the town falls into the hands of Mark and his rag-tag group of rebels: Brick McPherson the strong arm with an insatiable appetite, Greasy Joe the mechanic and Brick's sidekick, and Winston the old war veteran who can find the humor in any situation. Can this team of troublemakers take down the savage beast that is ravaging the town?
Producers Troma Entertainment, Dimension 5 Productions
Original title The Lumberjack of All Trades
Directors Eric Walter
Writers Matthew LaCurts, Eric Walter

Cast

Ken Johnson

as Mark the Lumberjack

The Chris Bosies

as Brick McPherson

Sammy Barnes

as Greasy Joe

Bob Connelly

as The Prospector

Don Atkinson

as Bunky

Matt Ripa

as Sam Bucket

John Taylor

as Bob Bucket

Josh Taylor

as Bill Bucket

Graham Caldwell

as Sheriff Hanson

Kurt Ludwick

as Deputy Allen

Jim King

as The Doc

Richard Bird

as Arnie

Jordan A. Nichols

as Frank Greene

Mary Vease

as Mee Maw

Robert Walter

as Officer Butch

Fred Wimbrow

as Bigfoot

Jon Parke

as Jerk Bear

Brian Keane

as Dan Doppler

Michael Hudson

as Porn-mag Pete

Joan Morris

as Leonard's Mistress

Matt Bogdan

as Dennis Loafer

Rob Schneider

as Big Bury Bomber #1

Nancy Davies

as Big Bury Bomber #2

Vaughn H. Waters

as Pimp Daddy

Matthew LaCurts

as Cheap Charlie (voice)

Eric Walter

as The Bitch (voice)