as Red / Raccoon / Cpt. Crookygrin / Son-san / Mr. Dingleberry / Mama-san / Wife-san / Grandson-san / Japanese School Girl / 8-Bit Gelato Bene / Nep-Dawg / Jacques Bon / Zeus (voice)

as Blue / Narrator / Trollz0r / Shaw (voice)

as Lord Takagami (voice)

as Lord Tourettes (voice)

as Pink (voice)

as Broseph (voice)

as Chad-Gendarmerie (voice)

as Stacy (voice)

as Umbrella Salesman (voice)

as Zack Keller / Nikos (voice)

as Bully / Dock Worker #2 (voice)

as Ghetto Cutter / French Cutter (voice)

as Guard #1 (voice)

as Guard #2 (voice)

as Global Rescue Services Operator (voice)

as Dock Worker #1 / Cumulonimbus Ninja / French Father (voice)

as Steve / TNT Boat Freeman / Dead Ninja (voice)

as French Cop