Brain Smasher... A Love Story

Brain Smasher... A Love Story

88 mins | Comedy, Action | Nov. 17, 1993

A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

Brain Smasher... A Love Story

88 mins | Comedy, Action | Nov. 17, 1993

Brain Smasher... A Love Story
A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
IMDb rating 5.2
Producers
Original title Brain Smasher... A Love Story
Directors Albert Pyun
Writers Albert Pyun

Cast

Andrew Dice Clay

as Ed Molloy

Teri Hatcher

as Samantha Crain

Yuji Okumoto

as Wu

Deborah Van Valkenburgh

as Cammy Crain

Brion James

as Brown

Tim Thomerson

as Black

Charles Rocket

as Jones

Nicholas Guest

as Smith

Dorothy Dells

as Miss Bellows

Wrick Jones

as Lead Officer

Galen Schrick

as Jim Romero

Steve Tancora

as Bob Brisco

Peter Kwong

as Red Monk

Danny Perkin

as Guy in Line 2

Ross Huffman-Kerr

as Night Manager

Russ Fast

as Ted

Billie Worley

as Punk

Dee Booher

as Bertha

Liz Sheridan

as Ma Molloy

Lin Shaye

as Make up Artist

Sonia Satra

as Model 1

Ralph Monaco

as Molloy Dad

Anahit Minasyan

as Model 2