The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

10 mins | Comedy, Horror | Jan. 1, 2008

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

10 mins | Comedy, Horror | Jan. 1, 2008

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.
IMDb rating 7.6
Producers Chaotic Rampage American Pictures, Richard Gale Films
Original title The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
Directors Richard Gale
Writers Richard Gale

Cast

Paul Clemens

as Jack Cucchiaio

Michael James Kacey

as The Doctor

Fay Kato

as The Mystic

Melissa Paladino

as The Girlfriend

Brian Rohan

as The Murderer

Richard Gale

as Narrator (voice)