Diamond Zero

Diamond Zero

85 mins | Comedy, Action, Science Fiction | May 24, 2005

A daft doctor concocts an offbeat scheme to make millions after he happens upon a method of turning cremated human remains into diamonds. But when the sawbones hires a pair of hapless thieves to collect the raw material, a string of calamities ensues in their insane efforts to pilfer the ashes of prominent and historic figures. Tippi Hedren, Bronson Pinchot, Richard Moll and Joan Van Ark head the cast in this inky morality yarn.

Diamond Zero

85 mins | Comedy, Action, Science Fiction | May 24, 2005

Diamond Zero
A daft doctor concocts an offbeat scheme to make millions after he happens upon a method of turning cremated human remains into diamonds. But when the sawbones hires a pair of hapless thieves to collect the raw material, a string of calamities ensues in their insane efforts to pilfer the ashes of prominent and historic figures. Tippi Hedren, Bronson Pinchot, Richard Moll and Joan Van Ark head the cast in this inky morality yarn.
IMDb rating 3.9
Producers
Original title Diamond Zero
Directors Annelie Wilder, David Gaz
Writers Kevin Poore, David Gaz

Cast

Bronson Pinchot

as Bergerac De La Houssey

Tippi Hedren

as Eleanor Kelly

Darin Heames

as Lulu

Leo Rossi

as Augustine Garza

Timothy McNeil

as Dr. Simon Lockbuster

Richard Moll

as Detective Jackson

Joan Van Ark

as The Hemingway Diamond

Joseph Ruskin

as Quentin Leeds

John Churchill

as Detective Grubbs

Van Epperson

as Arnie Crump

David Ripley

as Mark

Khadijah Karriem

as Pamela Riggs

Alan Charof

as Jean