as Himself / Satan / Stingray / Steve-O Doll

as Jesus

as Big Fat Party Guy / XXXL / Before / Michael Moore / Preston Lacy Doll / Ogre / Mrs. Smith

as My Little Buddy / Wee-Man Doll / Cricket / Mobutu

as Gizzards

as Manny the Gator Guy

as Himself / Jimmy Gonzalas

as Himself

as Crow

as Ace Glover / Jackoff Smirnoff

as Stubbs

as Carrie

as Chad / Kid / Dick Weston Fernandez / Jeffry Sutton / Dealer / T-Rex

as Tijuana Cop #2 / Announcer / Charlotte

as Gregg / Luigi / Cathy Ave / Joshua Benson / Other Fly / Stranger

as Dr. Lakin / Announcer / Lieutenant / Six Million Year-Old Man / Cowboy

as Fear Factor Host / Judd

as Hot Drunken Latina

as Sergeant