Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)

Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)

88 mins | Comedy, Mystery | Jan. 1, 1985

Mark Lowe, Private Investigator, is approached by a woman to help her find The Maltese Dildo. Mere description of the dildo drives women mad with desire. Mark must, therefore, interview many women regarding this strange object. Will he find it? Who cares!

Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)

88 mins | Comedy, Mystery | Jan. 1, 1985

Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)
Mark Lowe, Private Investigator, is approached by a woman to help her find The Maltese Dildo. Mere description of the dildo drives women mad with desire. Mark must, therefore, interview many women regarding this strange object. Will he find it? Who cares!
Producers
Original title Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)
Directors Tim McDonald
Writers Tim McDonald

Cast

Seka

as Mona La Pierre

John Leslie

as Mark Lowe

Angel

as Lori Edwards

David F. Friedman

as Morris Glutman

Gina Carrera

as Kate - Secretary

Renee Lovins

as Dr. Benninger

Richard Pacheco

as Wally Lickman

Billy Dee

as Howie Mann

Jon Martin

as Pepe

Laurie Smith

as Hooker

Jill Ferrar

as Hooker

Erica Idol

as Hooker in Limo

Madge Dennis

as Miss B

Raoul Wigman

as First Detective

Ed Nathans

as Second Detective

Sasha Riote

as Call Girl

Natasha Darling

as Call Girl

Chris Chase

as Mona's Butler

Peter Palmer

as Bar Patron

Elmo Lavino

as Newsstand Owner

Joy Cummings

as Cleopatra

Cindy Carver

as Female Attendant

Jim Malibu

as Cesear

Dan T. Mann

as Maximus - Guard

Chris Freed

as Courier

David Wade

as Professor Edwards

Louie Leslie

as Dog

Beatrice

as Snake