Those with an historical bent will be in seventh heaven as director, John Smith, turns his attention to Dark Age Czechia – an arguably underexplored episode in European affairs if this cock-stuffed, spunk-stained escapade is anything to go by! Love, lust, revenge – it’s a heady mix for any porn flick – but chances are you’ll be too busy wanking to the horny antics of Charlie Keller and new boy, Lior Hud, to even notice. So get your weapons drawn; and prepare to take the ride of a lifetime on the hardest, biggest armoury that STAXUS can boast!