as Wise Man #2 / Brian Cohen / Biggus Dickus

as Wise Man #1 / Reg / Jewish Official / First Centurion / Deadly Dirk / Arthur

as Man Even Further Forward / Revolutionary / Jailer / Blood and Thunder Prophet / Frank / Audience Member / Crucifee

as Mr. Cheeky / Stan 'Loretta' / Harry the Haggler / Culprit Woman / Warris / Intensely Dull Youth / Jailer's Assistant / Otto / Lead Singer Crucifee

as Mandy Cohen / Colin / Simon the Holy Man / Bob Hoskins / Saintly Passer-by / Alarmed Crucifixion Assistant

as Wise Man #3 / Mr. Big Nose / Francis / Mrs. A / Ex-Leper / Announcer / Ben / Pontius Pilate / Boring Prophet / Eddie / Shoe Follower / Nisus Wettus

as Gregory

as Mrs. Gregory

as Jesus

as A Weedy Samaritan

as False Prophet / Blind Man / Giggling Guard / Stig

as Matthias, Son of Deuteronomy of Gath

as Mrs. Big Nose

as Judith Iscariot

as

as Pilate's Wife

as Alfonso / Giggling Guard

as Another Official Stoners Helper / Giggling Guard

as Parvus / Official Stoners Helper / Giggling Guard

as Spike

as Mr. Papadopolous (uncredited)

as Passer-by (uncredited)