as Helen Highwater

as Tom

as Nancy

as Brent Muffbanger

as Sharon (archive footage)

as Kenny (archive footage)

as Girl #2 (archive footage)

as Guy #8 (archive footage)

as Girl #8 (archive footage)

as Guy #14 (archive footage)

as Guy #6 (archive footage)

as Pamela Swanson (archive footage)

as (credit only)

as Girl #5a (archive footage)

as (credit only)

as Girl in Snootington Commercial (uncredited) (archive footage)

as Girl Watching TV (archive footage)

as Girl #3a (uncredited) (archive footage)

as Previous Contestant (uncredited) (archive footage)

as New Girl #5 (uncredited) (archive footage)

as Girl #4a (uncredited) (archive footage)

as Girl #9b (archive footage)

as Girl #12 (archive footage)

as Girl #3b (uncredited) (archive footage)

as Girl #7 (uncredited) (archive footage)

as Girls #4b and #9 / 10 (archive footage)

as Girl #14 (archive footage)

as Girl #9a (archive footage)

as Guy #12 (archive footage)

as Guy #13 (uncredited) (archive footage)

as Danny the Adult Filmmaker (uncredited)

as Previous Contestant (uncredited) (archive footage)

as Guy in Beer Commercial (uncredited) (archive footage)

as Guy Watching TV (uncredited) (archive footage)