as Det. John Honeysuckle / Pantomime Horse

as Officer Katrina Lightbody / Funeral Party

as Vice President Selina Moon

as Charlotte Weaver

as President Shrub

as Jessica Shrub

as Peeping Tom

as Simmons

as Bob Jurunkle / Jimmy O'Connor / President's Doctor / Dance Judge / Mystery Heavyman / Funeral Party / SSI Officer / Pantomime Horse

as Hotel Manager / President's Bodyguard / Funeral Party

as Mickey Honeysuckle / Vietnam Cook / Osama Bin Laden / Voice of Hank Remmington / Dance Judge / Farmer / Pvt. Lewis J. Kowalski / FBI Agent / Dance Judge

as Christian Girl

as Cheerleader

as Maid

as Hooker

as Tony the Lab Guy

as Forsenics Guy / President's Bodyguard #2 / Funeral Party

as Funeral Vicar / SSI Officer

as Police Chief

as Paris Anderson / Barn Girl

as Barn Guy

as Forsenics Guy #2 / Funeral Party

as NYPD Cop

as Funeral Party / SSI Officer

as Funeral Party

as SSI Officer

as SSI Officer

as SSI Officer