I Love You, Don't Touch Me!

I Love You, Don't Touch Me!

86 mins | Comedy, Romance | Jan. 21, 1997

When it comes to relationships, the "First Law of the Jungle" prevails: You have to kiss a lot of frogs before finding a prince! Katie is just your average hopeless romantic searching for the ideal man in the vast no man's land of Los Angeles. When Katie rejects her smitten best friend Ben and instead falls for Richard, a sexy and sophisticated composer, she thinks she's finally found the romance of her life. But Katie is about to discover that "Mr. Perfect" isn't necessarily "Mr. Right," and that, sometimes, a frog is really a prince in disguise!

I Love You, Don't Touch Me!

86 mins | Comedy, Romance | Jan. 21, 1997

I Love You, Don't Touch Me!
When it comes to relationships, the "First Law of the Jungle" prevails: You have to kiss a lot of frogs before finding a prince! Katie is just your average hopeless romantic searching for the ideal man in the vast no man's land of Los Angeles. When Katie rejects her smitten best friend Ben and instead falls for Richard, a sexy and sophisticated composer, she thinks she's finally found the romance of her life. But Katie is about to discover that "Mr. Perfect" isn't necessarily "Mr. Right," and that, sometimes, a frog is really a prince in disguise!
IMDb rating 5.2
Producers Big Hair Productions, Westie Films LLC
Original title I Love You, Don't Touch Me!
Directors Julie Davis
Writers Julie Davis

Cast

Marla Schaffel

as Katie

Michael Harris

as Richard Webber

Jack McGee

as Lou Candela

Darryl Theirse

as Jones

Julie Ariola

as Mom

Nancy Sorel

as Elizabeth

Wally Kurth

as David Barclay

Sara Van Horn

as Analyst

Debbie Munroe

as Margo

Tim DeZarn

as Vagrant

Janine Venable

as Deidre

Michael A. Candela

as Audition Man

Ramesh Pandey

as Bob Yager

Jackie Debatin

as Jenny

Karen Neil

as Nina

Julie Davis

as Lisa

Michael Dell

as Asshole #1

Matthew R. Eyraud

as Asshole #2

Tom Hodges

as Asshole #3

Mitchell Rose

as Asshole #4

Geoffrey Infeld

as Club Sin Hunk #1

Mark St. James

as Club Sin Hunk #2

Shannon McLeod

as Ben's Dream Date

Melanie Wachsman

as Naked Blonde

Julia Bruglio

as Naked Woman in Shower

Andrew Camp

as Clark's Lover