Up Your Alley

Up Your Alley

70 mins | Crime, Comedy | Aug. 4, 1971

A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.

Up Your Alley

70 mins | Crime, Comedy | Aug. 4, 1971

Up Your Alley
A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.
Producers
Original title Up Your Alley
Directors Art Lieberman
Writers Bruno Gruno, Harold Heckling, Art Lieberman

Cast

Frank Corsentino

as Seymour

Haji

as Maria Manina

Michael Finn

as Grogan

Marius Mazmanian

as Toenails

Lee McLaughlin

as Sissy

Charles Knapp

as Don Marco

Lillian Shrewsbury

as Mother

John Bloom

as Bruno

Tyra Tashiro

as Gardener

Luanne Roberts

as Nazi

Uschi Digard

as Spumoni #1

Georgette Dante

as Spumoni #2

Cheri Caffaro

as Flapper / Girl at Airport

Vincent Barbi

as Sicilian Gang Member

Cara Peters

as Sicilian Gang Member

Michael Stearns

as Steam Room Gang

Albert Cole

as Man at Airport

Lynn Harris

as Girl at Party

William Kirschner

as Man at Party

Monica Gayle

as Party Guest (uncredited)

Terri Johnson

as Party Guest (uncredited)