Mean Machine

Mean Machine

99 mins | Drama, Comedy | Dec. 26, 2001

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.

Mean Machine

99 mins | Drama, Comedy | Dec. 26, 2001

Mean Machine
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
IMDb rating 6.4
Producers SKA Films
Original title Mean Machine
Directors Barry Skolnick
Writers Andrew Day, Charlie Fletcher, Chris Baker, Tracy Keenan Wynn

Cast

Vinnie Jones

as Danny Meehan

David Kelly

as Doc

David Hemmings

as Governor

Ralph Brown

as Burton

Vas Blackwood

as Massive

Robbie Gee

as Trojan

Geoff Bell

as Ratchett

John Forgeham

as Sykes

Sally Phillips

as Tracey

Danny Dyer

as Billy the Limpet

Jason Flemyng

as Bob Likely

Jason Statham

as Monk

David Reid

as Barman

David Cropman

as Second Barman

Tim Perrin

as Policeman

Paul Mari

as Policeman

Nicholas Moss

as Hayter

Stephen Walters

as Nitro

Andrew Grainger

as Ketch

Jamie Sives

as Chiv

Adam Fogerty

as Mouse

Rocky Marshall

as Cigs

Elwin 'Chopper' David

as Jerome McFife

Omid Djalili

as Raj