Daisy
Max Assassin
Photographer
Deke
Trace McNeil
Pretty Boy
Stranger
Pretty Boy
Agent Ralph Mahoney
Sheriff Winston (voice)
The Mastermind
Gen. Smedley Pittsburgh
Dr. Lanyon
American Jed
Det. Ray Garton
Burke
Thug #2
Sergeant Pollard Rodgers
Elliot Benson
Mike
Nikolas
Bald Thug
Arliss (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Inbred Jed
Freddy Palmer
Professor Blaisdale
Harry
Party Guest
Wang Hung Lo
Caller
Pvt. Parts / Harold The Babyboomer Asshole / Johnny Florida / Agent Santori / Cleetus / Mickey Crowbar / Anonymous Worker / Doctor Harry Samuels Beard M.D. / Homeless Joe
Angelo
Museum Curator
Pvt. Phillips
Cabbie
Dr. Izar
Nightmare Agent