Narrator (voice)
Lou Hendricks
Cornelius the Crocodile (voice)
Brandon Lee
Narrator (voice)
Dante (voice)
Meriwether (voice)
Ted Tinling
Himself
Sam Cooper
Self (voice)
Lawrence Taylor
Bog King (voice)
Uncle
Self
Gutsy Smurf (voice)
Himself
Gutsy Smurf (voice)
Hayden
Rudy Donatello
Alan
Gordon the Goat (voice)
Bog (voice)
Gutsy Smurf (voice)
Alexis
Hitler (voice)
Sebastian
Judas Caretaker
Grant Matson
Herself
Jon Lauting Phd.
Self
Dewey
Narrator
John Vandermark
Gordy
The Hitchhiker
Lecturer / Goat-Man / FDR
Jeff Constant
Frandsen
Eugene
Jake
Davie Mitchell
Father Chris
Persnikitty (voice)
Fegan Floop
Kurt Wagner / Nightcrawler
Mr. Folair
Fegan Floop
The Magician
Joe Therrian
Wyatt Frame
Fegan Floop
Jeremy Kinnear
The Great Gazoo / Mick Jagged
General Batista
Brett
Saturninus
Daniel Francis "Rooster" Hannigan
Desk Clerk
Lord Rochester
Piers
Dick Croner
Sandy Frink
Wrigley
Mr. Elton
Boris Grishenko
Sean Walsh
Bernard
Black Beauty (voice)
Ronnie
Emcee
Greg Deane
MacNamara
Shelley
Alexander Novak
Tulloch
Bernard Bottle
