A.D.
Simon
Nate
Duke
Doug
Keith
Jed
Sam
Roy
Nick
Frank
An Asshole
Chris
Todd
Peter
Producer
Jacob Lunsford
Senior Craig (voice)
Lukas
Naylor
Matt
Jim
Clark
Josh
Chris (fifth segment)
Phil
Max
Norton's Sidekick
Wes
Younger Brother
College Student / Activist (uncredited)