Clodio Pulcher
Self (archive footage)
Padre Pio
Sean Carson
Creeper
James Lort
John McEnroe
Sam Witwicky (archive photo)
Himself
Narrator
Gabriel Drummer
Multiple Characters
Boyd 'Bible' Swan
Jerôme
Jerôme
Man (Fjögur Píanó)
Charlie Countryman
Ben Shepard
Jack Bondurant
The Director
Sam Witwicky
Jacob Moore
Sam Witwicky
Self (archive footage)
Jerry Shaw
Jacob (segment "Shekhar Kapur")
Sam Witwicky
Cody Maverick (voice)
Kale Brecht
Young Dito
Cooper
Francis Ouimet
Chas Kramer
Farber
Kelly Ernswiler
Max Petroni
Louis Stevens
Stanley "Caveman" Yelnats IV
Eddie Walker
Ronny Van Dusen
Wyatt
Becket Rothchild
