Father Conor
Dr. Franklin E. Kameny (voice)
Himself/Host
Warwick Wilson
The Narrator
Narrator
Emperor Zombie (voice)
Niles Crane
Abe Sapien (voice) (uncredited)
Peter MacMannus
Doctor Doppler (voice)
Carl
Laud Weiner
Drix (voice)
Barney (segment "Happy Birthday")
Mr. Kerner
Michael Hastings
The Narrator
Perry (The Deaf Rehearsal Pianist)
Slim (voice)
Niles Crane
John Dean
Roy McCallister
Delivery Room Doctor
Dennis Reed
Lou Rosen
Garth Emmerick
Theater Guy
Monsieur Henri
Bartender at Fashion Show
Businessman
Immigration Officer
