American Reporter (voice)
Headmaster
Henry
Rupert Murdoch
Ted Rove
Brian
Peter Mandelson
Narrator
Nicholas Craig
Narrator
Mr. Sideney
Keith Hopkins
Nicholas Craig
Taxi Driver
Sheldon Cohen
Gerald
Taxi Driver
Car Salesman
Parkey
Romuald the Reindeer
The Wazir
Club Chairman/Waiter
George Pepperly
John Peel
Den Dennis
Bernard/Old Man/Camp Actor
DHSS Manager
Gunter
Charlie--Dept. of Works
Mansell
Self
Den Dennis
Boring Friend
