James
General Al Haig (voice)
Ian
Himself
Dimwit
Mr. Reggie
that guy with the hat
Darnell (voice)
Dad
Young Sheriff
Skeptic in Audience
Dr. Higgs
Jed Norton
Doctor
Randle Cooper
The Landlord
Mills Toddner / Wing
Dr. Tygon
August
Hoffman
Peter Savarino
Father Tulli
Angel
Special Agent Brown
Special Agent Johnson
Ian
Alex Jones
Hoffman
Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)
Gabriel
Phelps
Reynolds
Hoffman
Himself
Dr. Coffee
Possessed Henrietta / Himself
Gallery Doorman
Jackie's Husband
Frederick Marsche
Ed Finney
Steve Bales
Carl
Detective Corelli
Martin's Friend
Safe Salesman
Satellite Analyst
Dennis Skinner
Man on the Street
Cynthia's Assistant
Scared Onlooker (uncredited)
Detective Arnold
Richard (Segment "Motivation")
Scooter
Cowardly Warrior / Second Supportive Villager / S-Mart Clerk
Billy
CIA Technician
Hank Stone
Emergency Room Attendant (uncredited)
Rick
Pac Man
Charlie
Produce Joe
Condom Salesman
Possessed Henrietta
Chain Man
Waiter
Various (archive footage)
Fake Shemp
Young Maury
Bradley
Francis
