James
Bill Baterman
Arnold
Richard
Dustin Mulray
John Fareri
Bruni
Goat Man
Steve Jones
Fox Mulder
Narrator
Dr. Benjamin Marris
Steven Burke
Mike Klein
Tiny Jesus
Tom Warshaw
J.P. Prewitt
Dr. Ira Kane
Bob Rueland
Pauline (archive footage) (uncredited)
Agent Fox Mulder
Himself
Dr. Eugene Sands
Brian Kessler
Rollie Totheroh
Jake Winters
David Anderson
Dylan
Brad
Officer Tippit
Randy
Clue Goer with Glasses
Billy
John
Tess's Birthday Party Friend
Marty Fullilove
