Self
Reader - Declaration of Independence
Gym Teacher
The View Host
Self (archive footage)
Self (voice)
Dr. Maureen Brennan
Beth Simon
Herself
Octopus Masseuse (voice)
Terk (voice)
Rosie O'Donnell
Baby Rosie (voice)
Sister Terry
Rosie O'Donnell (uncredited)
Ole Golly
Gina Barrisano
Dr. Roberta Martin
Sheila Kingston
Betty Rubble
Hair person
Lucille Toody
Woman in Bird Store
A.D.A. Gina Garrett
Doris Murphy (3B)