Alexander Hamilton
Head Pixie / Sanderson (voice)
Self
Self - The Narrator
Head Pixie / Sanderson / The Pixies (voice)
Himself
Dr. Neuman
'Spunky' the Elf
Desire Fulfillment Facilitator (voice)
Men in Strangemeister's Head
Clinic Video Narrator (voice)
Ralph Doyle
Mr. Rugg
Rabbi
School Teacher / Teacher
Dr. Arthur Neuman
Curator
Stanley Rosenfeld
Fred Herbert
Ben Stein
Marvin Rotweiler
Walter
Nitwit Executive
Preacher
Public Works Official
Wichita Airport Rep
Economics Teacher
Surplus Salesman
