Magnum Marcus
Brandon
Kevin
Mr. Spade
Brother
Michael
Grant Rogers
Darren
Bodie Tyler
Nick
Assistant 1
Mr. Gamble
Daniel
Robert
William
Clarence
Tucker Grant
Jack
Deadpool / Wade Wilson
Steven
Aaron
Colin
(archive footage)
witness’ boyfriend
Dominic
Seth
Jason
Boyfriend
Dave
Jason
Will Davis
Jerry
Winter Soldier
Bartender
Prince Edward
Alex Gables
Vincent Barbarino
The Pimp
Mason
Cowboy Hat Dude
Gary
Eric's Cousin
Robbie the Busboy
Hansel (segment "Hansel and Gretel")
(archive footage)
Luke Skywalker
Larry
Tony Stark/Iron Man
Pugsley Addams
Adam
Casey Smith
(archive footage)
Club Patron 4
The March Hare
Paul
Ralph
(archive footage)