Steve Danik
Perry White
John Jacob Denecker
Fran
Dr. Thrush
Self
Himself/Rock n' Roll Gary
Tim Heidecker
Josh Tyler / Tex
Whale Boat Captain Daniel Goobler
Tim Heidecker
Coach Brad
Bob
Phil
Bert
The Celebrity
Mr. Richards
Utah Cop
Dave Welnke
Swanson
Negotiating Chef
Tim Heidecker
Tim Heidecker
Mr. Flemisch
Douglas Price
Terry
Skott
Himself
Wine Taster
Tom Peters (voice)
Tom Bradley (voice)
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