Ernst Bartholdi
Herbie Fuchsel
Self / host
Protagonist (corporeal)
Dr. Jenkins / Dr. Jenkins / Self
His Excellency Commissioner Nikita P. Chrusov
Kamerad Kurt Kienast
Dr. Alexei Pupok-Nyet
Wolfgang van Tütstrudel
Host / Doktor Ullmaier (voice) / Frau Schlammpeitzinger / Johannes Kepler / The 1% / Harnulf Rohrkrepierer
Host / Self
Johannes Kepler
