The Faceless Man
Caine
Chris
Tommy
Dr. Torrance
Father Davis
The Bellhop
Joseph Curwen
Mike (director)
Detective Chad Greenwood
Mr. Tanner
Dr. Powell
Mr. Harris
Kevin / The Stalker (segment "Watching You")
Orgy Person
Tommy
Sam's Dad Jim
Mr. Hands
Pharzuph
Bruce
(archive footage)
Willy
Carl
The Dominant
Tommy
Tommy Pistol
Satanic Priest
Charlie Freak (segment "Hamburger! The Rapist?")
Jeremy
Vinnie
(archive footage)
Agent Stryker
Mark
Mr. Blue
Frankie Val
Larry
Patrick
Austin Powers / Doctor Evil
One Erection Member
Juan Epstein
Clooney
Ashley J. Williams
The General
Autolcycus
Mean Gene Okerlund
Willie
Michael Whoreleone
Jack Jeebs
Marlowe
Sgt. Prescott
Drake
Professor
Mike (as Aramis Sartorio)
Gangbanger
Frankie Bellini
Tommy Pistol
Zombie (as Aramis Sartorio)
Neighbor
Father Merkin
self / Gilbert
Dr. Hubert Breast
Marvin
