Winston Churchill
John Kennel (voice)
Mike Sweazy
Videographer
Uncle Marty
Mr. Detweiller (voice)
Harry
Benny Finch
Coach Kloogie / Mr. Detweiler (voice)
Bob Porter
Cook
Smith
Beany
Mr. Michaels
Mr. Seeger
Grimsdyke
Ben Woods
T. V. Commentator
Walter Gibbs
Dr. Schroder
Man in Ticket Line
Danny
Drunk
Tommy
Guerilla Theatre Troupe
