Calvin Whitney
Stanley Clotfelter
Dad
John Hammond
Lee Quinn
Narrator
Dr. Mitchell
Mark Nolin
Doug Weston
Carter Locke
Charlie Elliston
Dr. Conway
Robert
Hockey Coach
Craig
H.R. Haldeman
Allen King
Bob Anders
Paul Gibson
Neal Cassady
Carson Drew
Self
Russ Turner
Dr. Graham Knight / Lucas Insley
Christy Byrne
Jesse Zousmer
Howard Plummer
Dexter Anderson
Mark
Mike Mattress
Wally Bixer
Hercules (voice) (archive sound)
Peter
Dr. Ben Creed
Hercules (voice)
Kyle Neil
Eddie
David (segment "Long Black Song")
Peter
Reverend Smith
Paul Matthews
Richie Nunn
Brent Zetterland
Elliott Ardsley
Luke Sinclair
John Burns
Chuck Upton
Donald Towle
Kevin
Lawrence O'Donnell Jr.
Brian Walker
Ricky
