Baker
Eddy Pinie / Clown Zippy
Kyle
Stanley
Joel
Krist Skolnik
Drummond
Young Professional Man
Odell Redd
Charley
Fuzzy Frizzel
Howard the Casanova
Max
John Gilmore (as Bodhi Pine Elfman)
Gilbert - Skinny Freak (as Bodhi Pine Elfman)
Derek
Math Guy
Freddie
Leo Pedranski
Trey
Douglas 'Sluggo' Zelov
Coffee Customer
TV Studio P.A.
Booger Martin
Burglar 1
Photo Cashier
Centurion S&L Night Guard