Gramps
Mr. Rostalle
Sarge (voice)
Lou 'The Bull' Devine
Ronnie
Sarge (voice)
Martin
The Foreman (voice)
Sarge (voice)
Sarge (voice)
Sarge (voice)
Father Whiteleather
Hot Dog Vendor
Eleanor's Father
Sherm
Mr. Spritzer
Paper Badge Sergeant
Sarge (voice)
Sarge (voice)
Grandpa Donald
Reverend Ben Goodwin
George
George Menschell
Chief Nyback
Larry
Hank
Hank Luckinbill
Earl Schimmel
Mayor Don Vaughn
The Judge
Walter
Walter Carpenter
Jack Albert
Coach Buck
Leo Amerson
Father Norton
Bud Chapman
UFO Abductee
Emmett Davis
Ed Dutton
Jerry Briggs
Senator Thatch
Jim Anderson
Tupperware Salesman
Big Chuck
Richard
Sid Wiggins
Asst. Dist. Atty. Robert Norrell
Paul Dooley
Owen Cheese
Stark
Robert McFarlane
Father Freddie
Gil Hutchinson
George Noozel
Roy Crane
Chester Caruso
Don Liddle
Randall Schwab
Jim Baker
Father
Museum Security Guard
Dr. Ted
Claude Elsinore
Kendall
The Miller
Joe Hiatt
Detective
Ames Prescott
Kurt
Wimpy
Dr. Gil Gainey
Simon Peterfreund
Ray Stoller
Alex Theodopoulos
Liam 'Snooks' Brenner
Gazooks (voice)
Hyannisport Announcer
Salesman
Cop at Hospital (uncredited)
Doctor
Statue of Liberty Guard
Day Desk Clerk at Hotel
Ted K. Worrie
Burgess
