Joe
Jason Zanderz
Jonathan Ohnn / Spot (voice)
Lucretius 'Lucky' Flickerman
Ron Heacock
Augie Steenbeck
Jonathan Ohnn / Spot (voice)
Additional Voices (voice) / Ryan (voice)
Hermès Jones
Mark Schwartz
Self / Gideon Graves / Narrator
Astronaut
Jesper (voice)
Jason Schwartzman
Parker St. Garrett
Devon
Himself
Arcangelo
The Young Man
Buddy
Mickey Pizzazz
Dash (voice)
Himself
Peter
Elliott the Groom
Kurt
Ruben
Man in Park
Philip
Monsieur Jean
Richard Sherman
Jed Cavalcanti
Centaur
Cousin Ben
Cousin Ben
Vincent Van Gogh
Gideon Graves
Simon Lee / Combatant
Writer
Ash Fox (voice)
Marc Pease
Mark Taylor Jackson
Ringo Starr (uncredited)
Jack Whitman
Louis XVI of France
Jeremy
Ritchie
Albert Markovski
Milton
Ross
Ethan Dulles
Felix DeMarco
Max Fischer