Gordon
Self (archive footage)
Randy Quaid
Coach Lew Tuttle
Reuben
King Carlos IV
Bill Guerrard
Tornado Tommy
Joe Aguirre
Eli Rockwood
Tornado Tommy
Alameda Slim (voice)
Jock Jensen
Ted Mirabeau
Vic Davies
Jerry James
Charlie
Madman McKlusky
Mr. Briggs
Dr. Michael McCann
Phil Chadway
Cappy von Trapment
President A. Thorton Osgood II
Jeremy Dillon
Doc Woods / Doc Holliday
Pat Utley
Jack Woods
Lenny
General George S. Merlin
Sheriff Mike Collins
Cousin Eddie
Tennessee State Trooper
Ishmael Boorg
Himself (archive footage)
Russell Casse
Randy Weaver
Sam Burns
Allan Hansen
Sheriff Miller
Detective Steve Carella
Vic Damico
Lenny Benedetti
Jim Flynn
Obnoxious fan
Michael McDougal
Elijah C. Skuggs
The Monster
Lester Marlow
Jack Cloud
Loomis
Tim Dalander
Mark Devereaux
Cousin Eddie
Feet Samuels
Lester
Nick Laemle
Kenny Lee
Peter Blunt
Frank / Cornall Crawford
Lieutenant Vincent Bracey
Lyndon Baines Johnson
Juan
Sheriff Loomis
Martin
Charlie
Harold "Mitch" Mitchell
Cousin Eddie
Evan Coleman
Putzi Hanfstaengel
Charlie
Lenny Small
Clell Miller
Chet Watson
Jay
Grat Dalton
Jimmy Booth
Dean Proust
Luther Johnson
Tittle Tod
Hawk Hawkins
Carl Grant
Seaman Larry Meadows
Leroy
Finch Feather
Professor Hosquith
Lester Marlow
