Wilfred
Sheriff Huber
Father Jacob
Father Donovan
Sheriff John Cunningham
Rory Devonshire
Gordon
Henry Carter
Skeeter the cashier
Father Joe
Grandpa George
Allen Palms
Herman
Sheriff Wolf
Phil
Mr. Kilpatrick
Turley
Bobby
Martin
Drosselmeyer
Santa Claus
The Mr.
Archie
Calvin
Clarence Potts
Keenan
Principal Dale
The Conductor
Principal Bater
Grandpa
Ian Stone
Uncle Bill
Grady
George
Bill Peterson
Sam
Sheriff Ryan
Al Rubin
Postman
Deuce Gelman
John
Harold
Dr. Hoffman
Mr. Harmon
Roy Grimm
Officer O'Reilly
Theater Landlord
Sarge
Mr. Padgham
Detective Bing Shooster
Doctor
Vincent Brutsi
Raymond
Frank
Mr. Fitz
Ted Sellers
Farnsworth
Senator Bronson
Three Penny Hank
Norman Stitch
Chief Dale Nickens
Father Miller
Harold
Father Riley
Howlin' Hal Halsby
Thomas Howard
Deputy Cole
Belvine Lee Smith
Santa Claus
Cecil Kaufman
Bill Cozbi
Santa Claus
Leonard Ormsby
Jim the Plumber
Dr. Feldman
Larkin Holberman
Warden Upton
Mr. Snodgrass
Buddy The Night Watchman
Jude Weatherby
Frederick Sterling
Dr. Helfenstein
Mr. Siegfried
Sam
Lipschitz
Art Bublin
Michael Ludlow
Peter
Capt. Parsons
Mr. Spencer
Colonel South
Dr. Will Gruber
Grant Miller
Judge Perry
Captain Bunkley
Sam the Mailman
Ricky
Hooper
Jim Permatteo
Sheriff Pinkham
Detective Rees
Bill Richmond
Mayor Noble Doyle
Charlie
Starnes
Sheriff (voice)
Ernie Wilson
Vaughn Carter
Dr. Wiseman
Santa
Murph
Henderson Trial Judge
Lawrence Fife
Beth
Car Dealer
Sheriff Merle Hobbs
Sam Martins
Alan Douglas
Bob Bigalow
Capt. Rich Waters
Main Prison Guard
Sam Morgan
Earl
Capt. Waters
Tom Smykowski
Det. Bert Hershak
Commander Gorman
Sgt. Mooney
Sergeant Degarmo
Detective Smitts
John Wexel
Security Guard
Burt Herchak
Detective Bevlan
INS Agent
Dune Buggy Driver
Charlie
Detective
Edgar Halstrom
Ed Fayne
Narrator / Sheriff 'T-Bone' Yankum
Jack Ogden
Gerald
Walter
Highway Patrolman
Captain Ross
Heavyset Man
Tommy Mayfield
Warden Quince
Shopkeeper
Sergeant
Air Marshal
Security Chief
Charlie Clark
Fred Cobb
Larry
Principal Beasely
Sheriff
Greeson
Marcus
Burton
Mort Aberdine
Old Guard
Wade
Dave Butler
Detective Griffin
Officer O'Brien
Robinson
Carlson
Jerry Blier
Reverend Scroggins
Capt. Sam Walden
Roustabout
Oscar Wendt
Anthony Feliciano
Quartermaster
Dickson
Crown
Merv
Tattooed Man
Bartender
Radio Announcer (voice)
Lawyer Justice