Ezekiel Swann
Jerry Baskin
Faulk
Auditioner
Tommy Doyle
Professor Merkin
Greg Pulver
Glenn Lear
Gary Smith
Mr. Stevenson
Grigory
Jack
Tom Fiorini
Patrick
Red Hernandez
Self (archive footage)
Mark Von Dutch
Nick Collins
Mike Engel
Greg Gilliad
Larry
Johnny Smith
Mutt Lange
Whitey Ford
Mr. Davidson
Himself
Dr. Neil Bachman
Jeffry Alan Spacy
Brian Cutler
Bill Gates
Art Styles
Eddie Rogers
Bus Driver
Nick
Peter Cronin
Travis Purcell
Walter
Yancey Quimper
Julius Caesar McMurty
Tom Slade
Casey Gallagher
Voice of Mason Reese
Johnny Walker
Daryl Cage
Gary Wallace
Brian Johnson
Geek 'Farmer Ted'
Rusty Griswold
Kylie
Doc
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