Sanson the Bourreau
Murdoc Niccals (voice)
Dave Clifton
Theo Paphitis
DS Jack Slipper
Grainger
Himself/Murdoc
Mayor Osbourne
Cameraman
Tenant
Police Sgt
Murray
Martin Boorman
Gerbil (voice)
Barry 'Blaze' Mouseley
Lard
Jimmy Twizzle/Wiggy