Santa Claus
Cooper
Self
Grandpa Allen
Hank Thompson
Narrator (voice)
Baltimore Bob
Langston
Mr. Ocean
Self (archive footage)
Gilbert Pearson
Benny
Max Powers
Dr. Powell
Victor
Slim Robinson Present Day
Narrator
Constable Haagen
Mr. Weathers
Walter
Roger
Ambrose
Sully
Eddie 'Rocks' Travor
The Boss
Stinky
Benjamin Carver
Chancellor Gordon
Edward Collins
Elohim
Hal Westbrook
Bernie Pope
Coffee Lover
Dr. Locke
Captain Nicol
Darius (voice)
Sponge
Mr. Walker
Self
Detective St. John
Bernie Pope
Ex Director Matthew Reynolds
William Ward
Justice Thurgood Marshall
Harding
Shinishi
Charlie Shuffleton
Commander Phillips
Floyd
Reverend John
Arthur
Self
Duncan
Isom Dart
Father Leonard
Investigator
Self (Occupy Oakland)
Donovan Matheson
Dean Francis
Gabriel Peters
School Director
Winston (voice)
Harry 'Red' Newman
Franzis
Uncle Russell
Narrator
President Thomas Wilson
Self
Joseph Holder
Miles
David Tapp (archive footage)
Walter Tortoise (voice)
Himself
Man with Black Eye Patch
John Malcolm
Mr. Fletcher
Tyrone Purvis
President Chen (voice)
Father Elias
Colonel Isaac Johnson
George
Marty Madison
Miles the Mule (voice)
Cow-boy
Brer Turtle (voice)
Ken Hollister
David Keaton
Self
Wilhelm
(archive footage)
Jake Neely
Col. Weldon
David Tapp
Judge Crowley
Tom Spader
Narrator
Henry Sherman
Hershey
Boesman
Will Walker
Train Conductor (voice)
Jethro (voice)
Paul D. Garner
Barbatus (voice)
Himself - Narrator (voice)
(scenes deleted)
Roger Murtaugh
Sgt. Washington Wyatt
Richter Tyrone Kipler
Bob Goodall
Bigfoot the Mountain Man (Uncredited)
Gus Green
Silas (segment "Long Black Song")
Capt. Sam Cahill
George Knox
Bank Robber (uncredited)
Micah Mangena
Narrator (voice)
Roger Murtaugh
Simon
Raymond Campanella
Easy Money
Cmdr. Frank 'Dooke' Camparelli
Lieutenant Mike Harrigan
Roger Murtaugh
Dr. Alex Marsh
Walter Lee Younger
Himself
Capt. Bartholomew Clark
Nelson Mandela
Roger Murtaugh
Albert Johnson
Malachi 'Mal' Johnson
Apples Finnerty
McFee
Loomis
Willie Monroe
Lester Traylor
Jojo / Roland
Oscar Micheaux
Inmate
Narrator
Roger Murtaugh
