Gary (voice)
Jonah Coleridge
Hynkel
Edward
Jerry
Carbunkle (voice)
Father Antonio
Dr. West
Lead Interrogator (voice)
Palace Guard Haggis
Gen. Edward Braddock
self (host)
FBI Agent Jarvis
Charles O'Hara
King of Brittany
Technomage Galen
Ernst Stossel
Sgt. James