Smokey / Steamer
Otto Kringelein (segment "Grand Hotel")
Percy
Mr. Udesky
Himself / Eduard Delacroix
Gerald Weems
Uncle Jude
Eduard Delacroix
Avron
Dale Porthouse
Rudy
Oras
Dr. Jarvis
Sticks Varona
Ron Bumquist
Bill Driscoll
Quincy Thorpe
Norm Snively
Arnold Wiggins
Old Gregor
Earl Leedy
Mr. Goldstone
Father Ignatius
Night Clerk 1
Homeless Cabaret Singer
Adolph
Skinner
Dr. Krantz
Arnie
Freshman #2
Mr. Kelp
Caterpiller / Dormouse
Special Reporter
George Gardner
Sheldon
