Mike Diamond
Sebastian Earle
Richard Quinn
Christian Slater (archive footage)
Ren (voice)
Tech-No
Self (archive footage)
The Wolf
Nathaniel Bone
Floyd Lawton / Deadshot (voice)
Ushari (voice)
Dereck McKinley
Stephen (Bryan Kocis)
Hans Reiser
Choozy Doozy Host
Leeyoon (voice)
Henry
Paul Spooner
Lazer Lord (voice)
Joe's Father
Joe's Father
Col. Gerard Brauchman
Michael
Clyde
Marcus Baptiste
John Smith
Robert
Craig Mackenzie
Governor Bramlette
John
Lieutenant West
Delgado
Skip Gibbs
Frank Lyons
Jack (voice)
Agent Vuckovitch
Gordon
Father Porter
Jimmy Dolan
Wes Wilson
Dr. Schadenfreude's Igor (voice)
Pollen
Bob Maconel
Moses (voice)
Ray / Matt Dobbs / Patrolman #2
Narrator
Daryl Timmons
Michael Griffin
Composite Santa Claus (voice)
Tom Hanson
Edward Carnby
Vincent Palmer
Winston Churchill
J.D. Reston
Daniel Clemens
Jet Fusion (voice)
Crew Guy #1
Sergeant Peter Henderson
Taylor
Christian Slater
Trevor Allen Finch
Reginald Webster
Robert Boyd
John Mannion
Tom
Julian Po
Easily Fooled Security Guard (uncredited)
Riley Hale
Lewis Farrell
Self
James Stamphill
Daniel Malloy
William
Clarence Worley
Adam
Social Worker (uncredited)
Pips (voice)
George Kuffs
Excelsior Communications Officer
Charlie "Lucky" Luciano
Will Scarlett
Mark Hunter
Arkansas Dave Rudabaugh
Andy (segment ‘Lot 249’)
Nick
Jason 'J.D.' Dean
Cliff Petrie
Brian Kelly
Eric Michaels
Adso of Melk
Mark Collins
Binx Davy
Jody Tolliver
Arkansas Dave Rudabaugh
Torrance