Glen Van Der Koy
Willy
Mr. Grumps
Dr. Sylvester
Gary Pimbladt
Victor Rykov
Marcellus (voice)
Bruce
Bobby (voice)
Narrator
Frank Lerue
Col Thomas Wentworth Higginson
Big Man
Carl Lemay
Robert
Acting Teacher (uncredited)
Brady Thompson
Isaac
Greg
Rick Ramsey
Shaman
Howie
Himself
Watch
Jeff Raskin
Ivan
T.V. Director
Brett Gelman
Pizza Boss
August
Bachelor Party Host
Mayhem Team Member
Clarinet Player
