Edward Osborn
Self
Joey Donovan
Narrator (voice)
King Runeard (voice)
Bolger
Ferdinand's Father (voice)
Arlo
Roger Valour as The Wild Card
Mr. Thompson
Mr. Faustin
Talon (voice)
Aaron
GoldenBoy
Jimmy
Guy Karlsburg
Sheriff Rowlings
Tucker
Father John Buertein
Jiminy Squirrel (voice)
Batman (voice)
Earl
Darius
Will
Handcuffed Man
Steve Kady
Ben Miller
Jason Abers
Jake Fields
Simon
Christian
Brady
Adam Stubbs
Scott
Blake Gardner / The Movie Hero
Mica
Gaius Julius Caesar
Jeremy
Daniel
Tom Braeburn
Larry Pogue Sr.
Bernard
Lance 'Icebreaker' Petersen
Jules - The Crap Shoot of Life
Sonny James
Alex Harty
Jesus
Kenny Klein
Malcolm (uncredited)
Frank Shorter
Chad
Robert
T.K.
Frederick Seward
Frank Beaumont
Elton Tiscia
Vassago
Trey Miller
Timothy Grant
Roberto
