Jim Hawkins (voice) (archive footage)
Jeff
Hourly Dong (voice)
Jiminy Cricket (voice)
Narrator (voice)
Richard Schultz
Frank
Tobias Ellis
Detective Hardrock (voice)
Slowen Lo (voice)
Edward Snowden
Ethan
Philippe Petit
Joseph Gordon-Levitt (uncredited)
Jon Martello, Jr.
Robert Lincoln
Joe
Wilee
John Blake
Adam Lerner
Bert Rodriguez
Arthur
Morgan M. Morgensen / Narrator
Morgan M. Morgensen / Narrator
Hesher
Bobby
Bert Rodriguez
The Doctor / Rex
Tom Hansen
Todd Sterling
Richie Nix
Tim Boyle
Bar Patron
Tommy Burgess
Chris Pratt
Brendan
Sam
Dr. Don
Elder Paul Ryder
Jim Hawkins (voice)
Lyle
Martin Ellsworth
Cameron James
Jimmy Howell
Tony
Oliver Laird
Matthew „Matt“ Cunningham
Roger Bomman
Gregory Kingsley / Shawn Russ
Young Norman
Student #1
Simon
Josh Stadler
Matt Hallam
Rounder
James Jones
Det. Bobby Abbott
Guard
