Narrator
Gilbert
Sir Constance
Joe Costello
Addison Dewett
Franklin Pope
Phineas Stark
Paul
The Earl of Kent
Sheriff Weinbacher
Bar Kappara
Luciano Pavarotti
Bill
Milton Katselas
Victor Hugo / Vladimir Trunkov / Ivan the Tow Truck (voice)
Danny Machin
Gianni
Inspector Brian Hogan
David O. Selznick
Tramp
Henry
Zechariah
Garda Hourigan
Sam Pollock
Capt. Tommy Byrnes
Mara
Interview Panelist
Keown
Victor
Mickey Mac
Turkish Governor
Bride's Father
Dr. O'Meara
Matapan
Newsreader
Mr. Doyle
Des, Health Inspector
Hooker's Driver
Anaesthetist
Washington, Destry Rides Again
Les
